Twas The Night Before Christmas Adult Version

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Twas the night before Christmas Rude version  

 T'was the night before Christmas 

And all through the house 

Everyone felt shitty 

Even the mouse 

 

Mom at the whorehouse 

And dad smoking grass 

I'd just settled down 

 For a nice piece of ass 

 

When out on the lawn 

I heard such a clatter 

I sprung from my piece 

To see what's the matter 

 

 Then out on the lawn 

I saw a big prick 

I knew in a moment 

It must be Saint Nick 

 

He came down the chimney 

Like a bat out of hell 

I knew in a moment 

As the old fucker fell 

 

He filled all our stockings 

With pretzels and beer 

And a big rubber dick 

 For my sister I fear 

 

He rose up the chimney 

With a thunderous fart 

The son of a bitch 

Blew the chimney apart 

 

He swore and he cursed 

As he rode out of sight 

Merry Christmas to all 

And to all a good night! 

 

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